May 2013
36 posts
me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what
amoying:
girl you have a great personaltitty
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
snorlaxatives:
it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
April 2013
160 posts
amoying:
every single summer i say to myself “this is the summer im gonna hang out with my friends and make super cool memories” and every single year that does not happen
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
probablycrying:
painting ur nails red with the blood of your unfollowers #justgirlythings
